Here at The CBD Guru, we aim to provide you with detailed information surrounding the hemp and CBD industry. More specifically, we try and inform you on different CBD products and the ways they can positively impact you or someone else’s life.
Sometimes, however, it’s best to hear things straight from the horse’s mouth. But beware, as shocking as this may sound, not everyone on the internet is a CBD expert like you and I.
Therefore, take these tweets lightly. And do not take anything they say as truth.
12 Hilarious CBD Tweets
I just got a CBD pen yesterday and I’ve been using it regularly and I was like wow I’m in a weird mood today… that weird mood is feeling okay and not in a state of constant anxiety lmao— ?tia? (@lilveggieangel) August 16, 2018
This tweet from 2018 hilariously jokes about constantly feeling anxious. Luckily, CBD seemed to help remedy this issue for them.
Started giving my dog CBD oil in the hopes that it would chill him out and now he just wakes up every morning and listens to Joe Rogan’s podcast.— breezeh (@briscoepark) September 2, 2019
Let’s be honest, this would actually be pretty cool. Although, it is very clear that this user does not understand the difference between CBD and THC.
(In case you didn’t know, Joe Rogan is known to smoke marijuana live on his show.)
The first person to drink a pumpkin spice latte infused with CBD wins millennial bingo.— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) September 8, 2019
Considering this post was from 2019, it’s safe to assume this bingo match was over years ago. In fact, I think the next step is a pumpkin spice latte-flavored CBD oil.
Nobody is more prepared than a mom ready to explain how her cbd oil isn’t the same as marijuana.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 18, 2019
In her defense, CBD oil is not even close to being the same thing as marijuana. And CBD is growing in popularity among moms to help reduce stress levels.
When you finally convince your grandpa to try CBD for his arthritis https://t.co/mCuiJ3VKLq— also spencer (@CerSpence2) October 25, 2019
You can’t say Bernie didn’t have at least one good idea. Although I’m not sure the word “finally” fits here, as CBD products are fairly popular among the elderly.
is cbd boneless marijuana— Oozie Erik (@omfgerik) April 11, 2019
I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Is this user suggesting that marijuana’s bones are made of CBD? Or is he claiming that CBD is marijuana itself, just without the bones.
We’ll let you decide.
Why didn’t the joker ever try CBD or drinking water— Lil Sasquatch (@lilsasquatch66) October 10, 2019
If you’re ever feeling violent urges, this user has two suggestions:
- Try CBD
- Drink some water
They’re great tips, really. Just not sure how effective they will be.
just ate a cbd gummy can’t stop thinking about my hamster from 2002— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) October 14, 2019
One CBD gummy and this user has a blast to the past 17 years ago when he had a hamster. If this hamster was from 2002, do you think we had a different hamster for every year?
Just ate 17 CBD gummy‘s, I can see God and he’s wearing a snapback— cody ? (@CdyRnkn) June 17, 2019
That’s definitely above the recommended amount for one dose, but no amount of CBD in the world will cause you to hallucinate and see God in a snapback. In fact, that sounds difficult to achieve with THC as well. Maybe consider a trip to Oregon.
I found an ant in my CBD drops, I was about to kill it but now we’re both listening to NPR.— mark normand (@marknorm) May 27, 2019
Not sure if this is a dig on CBD or NPR. Either way, that ant would have drowned for sure.
Nobody:— WHOM❔ (@whommusic_) May 2, 2019
My dad after trying the cbd i gave him: pic.twitter.com/bWrqomkZPR
This honestly just seems like a normal rad dad to me. At least he has outstanding punctuation skills.
Just got a CBD infused bike and i got so relaxed on it i rode it into a wall— dillonfrancis (@DillonFrancis) April 23, 2019
I’ll confess. I don’t understand this one at all. At least it’s kind of funny. Kind of.
Hilarious In More Than One Way
Hopefully you enjoyed these hilarious tweets as much as we did. They demonstrate the number of people who have found success while also revealing just how little the public knows about CBD.
The majority of these tweets misconstrued CBD as “liquid pot.” Although some can be classified as sarcasm, many of them are simply jokes based on misinformation about CBD. This is why it’s crucial to do research for buying any CBD products.
At the very least, these tweets are good for a laugh and at least help give CBD the publicity it needs to continue its rise in popularity. Feel free to subscribe down below so you can receive notifications whenever we post new content. Thanks for reading, and as always, stay safe out there!